Also: RAAAAAIN.

So I watched Ninja Assassin tonight! GO WATCH IT.

The bad:

Women in Fridges: 2 (1 total fridging, one a bit more complex)

Times it passed the Bedchel Test: 0

Times I wanted to yell at the female lead "NO, DON'T DO THAT!": 1

The good:

Awesome POC leads: 2

Times 2 POCs talked to each other about something other than white people: Lost count

Times Rain was shirtless: Lost count

Times Rain was tied up: 2

Times I thought, "Hey, flash step!": 3

Times I found myself working on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover: 2

The YMMV:

Arterial bloodsprays: Lost count

Flying body parts: Lost count

Rain kissing scenes: Only 2, and both pretty tame

Boy band/pop star jokes: 1

Times Rain was in the RAIN: Lost count

Camp value: APPROACHING INFINITY

So yeah. RECOMMENDED.