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OH GOD

MAVERICK KILLED BARNABY'S PARENTS

I BET LEGEND FOUND OUT

MAVERICK KILLED LEGEND AND BARNABY'S PARENTS DIDN'T HE

Kotetsu. Best dream ever.

"That's not really a dream," Barnaby? SPOKEN LIKE A GUY WITH NO KIDS. But awwww socute when you tell him you hope his dream comes true.

Potential lost powers emo time! Awww, Kotetsu. 3 minutes, 45 seconds. Well, shit. "I can't hide this much longer." And then he cheers himself up by watching Legend videos. Oh, honey. I think my heart is breaking.

Lunatic, you are a really fucking boring bad guy, you know that?

...how are we already at the halfway point?

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~Sea turtles! They're cool! Go help them! Now!~

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You can always tell a creepy serial killer on TV by his bad clothes and butt chin. Also, are they using the same pattern technique for his jacket as Gankotsu, only less eye-bleedy?

Waaait, Lunatic's dad lost his powers? (Is Lunatic's dad Legend? Am I supposed to be recognizing him? I FEEL TOO STUPID FOR THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW.) Ruh-roh. I feel this only bodes more ill for Tiger.

And his mom is what sieberwing calls "Hollywood Crazy." Great. I think I kind of hate this character. He's boring and he has a poorly-written crazy mom. YOU'RE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR ME TO CARE, YURI.

Oh Tiger. Tiger. Poor honey bear.

Ben! I want to go drinking with Ben. THANK YOU BEN.

Legends Cola, lol. I wonder if heroes aren't supposed to drink when they're on call.

Oooh, Maverick was possibly responsible, just in a different way, by keeping him on the show and not helping him face reality. Maybe.

Oh, Tiger. Your shocked face is making me so sad. SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL, BUT MOMMY STILL LOVES YOU.

Oh Ben. Your advice is so good, and Tiger will not listen. At all.

Oh, Tiger. My poor honey.

LOOK, TIGER TOOK HIS TERRIBLE BEARD FROM LEGEND. And Legend was Yuri's dad, and SHOW. SHOW. YOU ARE GONNA BREAK ME, SHOW.

I still don't care about Yuri, but that scene with Legend beating down Yuri's mom is really, really painful. And I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the subtext that maybe Legend would've been okay if he'd had a little more time coupled with that awful, awful scene of Yuri's mom getting the shit beaten out of her. Not cool, show.

Well, at least Tiger has an excuse for not being able to use his powers on TV now. But Lunatic's right there waiting to pick El Creepo up when Tiger's timer runs out. Which is...now. Tiger, what about all that training? Well, okay, electrocution's a problem. FAIR ENOUGH.

TIGEEEEEEER

Oh, man. Fallen in a dumpster with Barnaby's image all over the screen.

Creeper is out on the hunt again! But here come the Blue Flames of Excessive Justice. Ivan, you know what, you can have this one. LIGHT HIM UP BABY.

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Geico! Eh, I liked the little pig better.

Eat breakfast! Especially something pre-processed and full of sugar like Carnation Breakfast Essentials. Watch while we have the balls to claim this is good nutrition.

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Shit! THIS IS A BAD PLACE TO HAVE YOUR END CREDITS, SHOW, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. I have to wait a whole week!

Poor Tiger, still in the dumpster! And the serial killer did die, so I guess that's something. Oh, Tiger. You're gonna have a rough couple of months, I guess.

Barnavy visits a hairstylist twice a month, lolol. How much do you think he spends on product?

Awww, we finally get Kaede's mom, I bet. She's purty.

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