Meme: 10 stories that should probably never happen.

THIS HERE IS A SPECIAL MEME. Ripped from longsufferingly. YOU SHOULD DO IT it's deeply enjoyable in a wtf sort of way.

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

Genjo Sanzo
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Kanda Yuu
Takatori Mamoru
Schuldig
Vegeta
Revy
Gwendal von Walde
Peter Bishop
Charles Gunn

( With a cast like that, what could possibly go wrong! )