Fic: I For One Welcome Our New Corporate Overlords, Nick/TMNT

Y'all probably know by now that Nickelodeon has bought the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

What better way to celebrate than stupid crossover fic, I ask? There is no better way. Warnings for my sense of humor and a perhaps unwarranted sense of optimism.

( We're just here to say welcome to Nickelodeon! And we have a cake! )