I'm kind of enjoying this article

"Think about it: Captain America is David Byrne, Iron Man is Lou Reed, Hulk is Iggy Pop, Thor is Dee Dee Ramone, Black Widow is Patti Smith, Hawkeye is Tom Verlaine, Nick Fury is Hilly Kristal, and Loki, of course, is Sting."

At Slate, on how terrible the CBGB movie looks, among other things.

...of course Venture Brothers did it first.

Also I aren't dead, I'm watching Spaced, and I'm trying to do everything I told everyone I'd do this weekend.

WISH ME LUCK.