Easy steps to Internet wank!
Jun. 12th, 2009 07:55 pmApproach the First!
One: Make some misguided comments in an utterly brilliant post about men and rape culture.
Two: Keep digging.
Three (optional): Post about the hole in your journal. If you're lucky, your friends will come around and tell you you did nothing wrong!
Four: Find reasons to blame the people who are still at ground level. (I do not recommend reading the comments.)
Who knew it was so easy!?
Approach the Second
Step one: Have a bad beta experience.
Step two (you have to get lucky here): Wait until the person you tried to beta posts about her frustration and self-doubt.
Step three: Decide, even though you were not actually named, decide that the post is actually a personal attack on you. Send forth your Internet hordes to defend your blemished honor!
Details here and here.
This post is unlocked, but I don't expect any wank to start, because who reads me other than people I already know? If it does, I has a banhammer and the ability to freeze comments with that nifty ice cube. Be respectful, don't expect me to change my mind about your shitty friend, blah, blah, blah. Comments are consolidated on LJ because I'm feeling deviant today. Plus, most of my friends are still on LJ. Use your OpenID, Dreamwidth users!
You should check out![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cereta's post anyway. It's good stuff. I want to post on it separately at some point.
You got it, comment over here.
One: Make some misguided comments in an utterly brilliant post about men and rape culture.
Two: Keep digging.
Three (optional): Post about the hole in your journal. If you're lucky, your friends will come around and tell you you did nothing wrong!
Four: Find reasons to blame the people who are still at ground level. (I do not recommend reading the comments.)
Who knew it was so easy!?
Approach the Second
Step one: Have a bad beta experience.
Step two (you have to get lucky here): Wait until the person you tried to beta posts about her frustration and self-doubt.
Step three: Decide, even though you were not actually named, decide that the post is actually a personal attack on you. Send forth your Internet hordes to defend your blemished honor!
Details here and here.
This post is unlocked, but I don't expect any wank to start, because who reads me other than people I already know? If it does, I has a banhammer and the ability to freeze comments with that nifty ice cube. Be respectful, don't expect me to change my mind about your shitty friend, blah, blah, blah. Comments are consolidated on LJ because I'm feeling deviant today. Plus, most of my friends are still on LJ. Use your OpenID, Dreamwidth users!
You should check out
cereta's post anyway. It's good stuff. I want to post on it separately at some point.You got it, comment over here.
