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[lady_ganesh]

At least on LJ.

Meme ganked from ranalore.

The (male) celebrity sex meme!


1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely sex it up with.

2. Italicize the names of guys you might do after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark ? after the guys you've never heard of. (I cheated and googled, because I am notoriously bad at names.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add THREE more guys to the list.



01. Russell Howard ?
02. Criss Angel (I agree with Supernatural on that one)
03. Robert Pattinson
04. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
05. Hugh Jackman
06. Brad Pitt
07. Jared Padalecki
08. Taylor Lautner
09. Jackson Rathbone
10. Robert Downey Jr.
11. Jared Leto (I wanted to destroy something beautiful! Apparently, I could care less about something beautiful...)
12. Adam Gontier ?
13. Christian Kane
14. Michael Welch ?
15. Jensen Ackles
16. Michael Shanks
17. Misha Collins
18. Ryan Reynolds
19. Andrew-Lee Potts ?
20. Lee Pace
21. David Tennant
22. John Krasinski
23. Rupert Grint
24. Justin Chambers ?
25. Ed Helms ?
26. Patrick Dempsey
27. Johnny Depp EDIT: goddamit
28. Bradley Whitford
29. Paul Rudd
30. Cory Monteith TOO YOUNG (I know some of the other guys on this list are equally young, but I haven't watched them playing high schoolers!)
31. Peter Capaldi ?
32. Idris Elba
33. John Simm
34. Zachary Quinto
35. Joshua Jackson
36. Matt Bomer
37. Matt Damon
38. Christian Bale
39. Daniel Radcliffe
40. Matthew Bellamy ?
41. Jude Law
42. Ioan Gruffudd ?
43. Chris Pine
44. Sam Worthington ?
45. Zachary Levi
46. Henry Cavill?
47. Karl Urban (He would throw me out of bed for saying, 'now say, "I'm a doctor, not a--"')
48. Ian Somerhalder
49. Gerard Butler
50. James McAvoy ?
51. Sir Patrick Stewart
52. Alex O´Loughlin ?
53. Alexander Skarsgard
54. Paul Wesley (This observation brought to you by two episodes of Vampire Diaries, which was all I could stand.)
55. Josh Holloway
56. Matthew Fox
57. Jamie Bambe ?
58. Aidan Turner ?
59. Bradley Cooper
60. Richard Armitage ?
61. Damian Lewis ?
62. David Boreanaz
63. Sam Trammell
64. Aldis Hodge (not to steal him away from poor_choices, just pointing it out)
65. David Cook
66. Mark Harmon
67. Liam Neeson
68. Rufus Sewell ? (True story, I just looked at his face shot and said, 'hasn't he already been on this list, like three times?)
69. Charlie Hunnam ?
70. Clive Owen
71. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
72. Ben Mansfield ?
73. Steve Carlson ?
74. Jason Momoa
75. Nathan Fillion
76. James Purefoy ?
77. Andy Whitfield ?
78. Adam Lambert
79. Denzel Washington
80. Anderson Cooper
81. Richard Dean Anderson Like crushing on my dad. Yeah, I know there are older guys on this list. Point stands.
82. Chris Kirkpatrick
83. John Barrowman
84. Shemar Moore
85. Adam Beach
86. Lou Diamond Philips
87. Tim DeKay
88. Tom Welling
89. Mike Rosenbaum
90. Chad Michael Murray
91. Mikey Way ?
92. Hugh Laurie
93. John Cho
94. Mark Salling (I know what I said about the other guy on Glee. SHUT UP.)
95. Justin Bartha ?
96. Justin Hartley Gotta love men who snark.
97. Ryan McPartlin ?
98. Josh Charles ?
99. Kyle Chandler HOW MANY BLAND WHITE GUYS CAN THIS LIST CONTAIN?
100. Alan Tudyk
101. Jung Yunho
102. Ewan McGregor
103. Morgan Freeman
104. Jorge Garcia
105. Naveen Andrews
106. Jet Li



No, I'm doing work. Really. SUPER GENIUS WRITER HARD AT WORK HERE.

Comments

[ranalore]

Much as I adore Jensen, it always does my heart good to see that someone has to be persuaded on him, but would be all over Jared (he is HOT! Why is he not more appreciated in fandom?). Also, why is that Jeffrey Dean gets so little fic in comparison, yet so far, it seems we would all do him in a hot minute? Oh, fandom, you confuse me sometimes.

I'm pondering taking bets on how long before Rain shows up on this list, though he does nothing for me personally. Probably most people don't know his name, but if I said, "The hot Korean guy playing Japanese in Speed Racer and Ninja Assassin," there'd likely be a chorus of, "Hell, YEAH."

[lady_ganesh]

Oh, Rain, I should've put him on and 'accidentally' deleted some of these guys who all look alike!

Jared's got those GIANT HANDS. I am a sucker for giant hands.

[ranalore]

I was tempted to get rid of a few in order to keep the list at 100, but I felt like that would be messing with the concept somehow.

I adore good hands, which Jared definitely has. Also, muscles and tallness. Did I mention I'm a height snob? Because yes. It is always shocking to people who know me when I find someone under 6' to be hot (and I admit, I often have to have some time to look past the height issue).

Plus, dimples. Jared and Yoochun both nicely illustrate my weakness for dimples.

[lady_ganesh]

It would!

At my height, you tall people baffle me with your mating rituals.

Mmm, pretty.

[tessercat]

Aidan Turner: Mitchell (the vampire) in Being Human
and Dante Gabriel Rossetti in Desperate Romantics.

I don't know that I'd do him, but I do enjoy watching him. ^_^

[lady_ganesh]

He's very pretty, but I haven't watched him in anything yet, so I figured I should be honest!

A thing of beauty is a joy forever, no matter the gender.